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There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. He did this while counting how many terrorists were killed by Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once performed an entire season of "PrisonBreak" in 1 hour.
Jack Bauer could kill the cheerleader, and save the world...
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer is the last cylon.
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.
If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
The only reason Jack Bauer lets the situation last a whole day is because the government pays him by the hour.
Jack doesnt have to touch his dick when he masturbates, he just looks at his penis and says "You've read my file, you know what im capable of"
Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
Hea Aasta kirjutas:Viies hooaeg parim ja parim! ETV-le see küll piisavalt hea pole, et seda eetrisse lasta.
CHECKLIST kirjutas:Jack üritab "sisse tuua" meest, kelle kolleegid on tapetud ja kes omab tähtsat informatsiooni √
möllab võõrkehana CTU-s, konflikt isepäise juhiga √
Chloe & Jack taipavad, et asi on mäda ja hakkavad oma liini ajama √
+ kuuendast hooajast laenatud maailmarahu lepinguid sõlmiv asiaat, kelle elu kallale kiputakse √
Lisaks ei tundunud president Taylori valik tema varasemat käitumist arvestades kuigi loogiline. CTU uus boss on jube puine, paistab lihtsalt nõrk näitleja olevat. Kohe alguses mingi Starbucki (tõenäoliselt) pseudodraama ja maksimaalselt stereotüüpne terrorist-pantvangistaja...
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